Send Out The Smoke Patrol For Chip Kelly's Baseball Piece

Hey lady, my advice to you is to tread lightly.  This man is married to football.  I swear to shit if you play homewrecker and ruin this beautiful marriage there’s going to be an entire city ready to send you to Belize.  Keep him happy as a sidepiece and we’ll all be just fine.

I just hope Chip’s dick swims as good as him.

h/t Stromile & Jim